"My brother's a pile. My younger brother. Well, I only have one brother"
"Hampton doesn't use the stairs. Elevator."
Damon: "Is that Hectard burning shit again?"
SF: "No it's me burning this Triumph gear box cuz it sucks"
"Someone got crazy with the Scotch-locks"
"To own a Triumph you have to realize... you like a lady that just keeps fucking you over all the time. You're a masochist"
"You can spend a million dollars and it's still a Triumph"
"I can't wait until 4 o'clock tomorrow. Crust Friday from 4-6"
"What's up with those striped pants dude? Your brother and everyone in the band should wear those. If I owned this shop I'd make everyone wear striped pants"
"This is why it took so long. You can't rush excellence"
"I like when your tools are all over the place. They're easy to find and put back where I found em"
"I don't even make out with my chick in public. I don't want some dude grabbin my ass"
"That's what surfing to me is like. Going to a gay bar"
"Bring it on dude! If you're gonna give me one pile of crap bring me 10"
"What a weird week. Crackheads everywhere. At the same time"
"We're getting good at polishing turds. We're even making the TAPE look good"
"Jack doesn't like his butthole messed with"
"Parents are always pulling their hair out. I go 'You left it in there for that second or 2 too long dude"
"My friends call me Forrest Gump. I have a story for everything. And they're all true"
"What an amazing day- crank calling Ian Mackaye, crackhead chicks coming in to give you 300 bucks! Where was Pete on that one?"
"When I'm reading a schematic I'm already half lost. Now they're gonna throw some Italian in there"
"Sean's the ringleader in the Circus. He's got a bunch of clowns running around. I'm one of the biggest ones"
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