"Ya I'll get some yogurt, Luke is here getting his hair cut and I didn't want to be the tool in the other room working out" -Helf
"Dude if big thunder mountain was too dark for your camera, what made you think it would work on your pepè" -Helf to SF
"Yeah, I would get made fun of for walking out of the house on a Saturday night carrying controllers" -Helf
"Those tacos del carbon are so good. I pretty much have to eat them on the toilet" -Helf
"Tell her thanks they were really good, Disney land, cup cakes and the new Rambo; it was a solid night.
The orange ones were awesome, seriously just as good or better than any cupcake place, the peanut butter ones were really good too, but the orange ones are jizz worthy" -Helf
"I'm socially retarded, and even I got married" -Helf
"Loose lips" were never a problem aboard Cap'n Crunch's ship, as drinking and talking were rare aboard the USS Palate Shredder." -Helf
"Dude I was wearing my daisy dukes and ultra deep v-neck when I asked the firemen to "help" me and the only thing I got was a shovel to the head and a dog bite from their inbred dalmation "sparky". Girls have all the luck." -Helf
"Strangely enough picking up a weeks worth of dog poop that's been through a monsoon is not as fun as it sounds.... ... ..." -Helf
"Commitment to vanity: 55 degrees, sun going down, looks like it's gonna rain any second, and yoked dude is still cruising shirtless down the blvd. making sure every passing motorist knows how swoll he is" -Helf
"SF: Steve how's my driving?
Helf: dude..... Out of control
SF: no way!! I didn't swerve once!
No, but you were doing like 90 thru the curves"
"I Got called, creep, a mess, out of control, perv, got told I was going to get punched in the face a few times, all within the same hour" -SF
"If he needed the salt I feel like a real ass, because I went all Stevie Wonder on him and just looked at different parts of the ceiling for a while" -Helf
"Strangely: Yo Ho Yo Ho a 9 to 5 life for me, just doesn't sound as adventurous to some people, I guess they've never felt the thrill of filling out production schedule... Take that Pirates, you parrot toting freaks." -Helf
"You pretty much naturally talk to chicks like you're picking up on them" -Pratt to SF
"YOU IN MY GIRLS CLOSET? you're toeing into a pit of snakes...might want to watch that first step, amigo Tell me now, you want a shot of reality, or a sippy glass of bullshit. I can sugR coat shit, or i can tell the truth...you pick. Remember I like you. U r real. I protect u for a reason. The truth hurts more than most homies can handle...most times. I've got problems with you, Ryman. As much as i want to crush you into my soul...i still feel the need to protect you. Tell me if we need a sit down mano/mano. If you accept me once and.for all, or never to be, that's fine. I DO NOT SAY THIS...I love you little bro. Let's lift this bitch off the ground, or burn on liftoff. I'm havin' a moment...i invite you in...p.o.bro B-)@" -Rick (Pratt's birth dad)
"Who invited June to the party? All she ever brings is bugs and gloom. She's basically a weird overweight goth chick that's invited places because she has hot friends like July and August... ..." -Helf
"No, you aren't the weird guy. You're the guy that takes it too far" -MarcIE to SF
"You can't change who you are, but you can change the way you behave" -Tard Steve Rem
"Ur life is like every little boys dream" -MDB to SF
"Every boy wants to be Sean Fader when they grow up" -MDB to SF
"I don't live in the past, I just remember it better than most" --SF
"You're every woman's nightmare" -MDB to SF
"What else would I ask a guy I've never met that sucks dicks for a living?" -SF
"I don't understand how you're so little and you eat so much" -Unknown to SF
"When are they going to come out with a car named Blumpy?" -Pratt
"Dude! I just leaked!" SF or Pratt?
"Keep in mind it's 1:43am and we're in the living room playing with guns" -MarcIE to SF
"It's good to have weird feeling things in your mouth sometimes" -SF
"If you learn to speak Italian 100 percent fluent I'll never be dry again. Not that I have that prob with you" -MDB to SF
"I am the lion. You can control me 23 hours a day. But the remaining hour I rape, kill and eat" -SF
"I would've shaved down the manifold, infused it with carbide, torqued up the injector and installed the jbx12 flux capasitor but that's just me. I mean you're doing what you can and I commend that." -Helf to SF
"Only penis themed tattoos right? "Ooh you want a butterfly, that's too bad cause all yer gettin is a dick with wings" -MarcIE
"Is very pleasantly surprised by Mike Judge's newest movie "Extract", and my man crush on Jason Bateman continues to flourish If his pee pee could deliver witty dialog in a believable way I would totally check out that show..." -Helf
"Whack crew? If you consider a dude that wears eye shadow, a Norse god that drinks wine and then gets lost on his bike, an angry 16 year old looking 35 year old that loves cornholes, a dude that wears a blue tooth to scream at 12 year olds when they kill him in a video game, a dude that drinks Capri suns in strip clubs, a beautiful girl covered in tattoos that does kick boxing and firefighting, and a girl that is constantly hit on by dudes but is considering going on e harmony because she "can't find a guy", a whack crew then that's on you......" -Helf to SF
"The Bluetooth = the thin line between being labeled sane or insane by me as I watch you have an animated conversation with the empty chair in front of you. In an Ontario fast food joint the ratio is about 1:1" -Helf
"Fader's favorite snack" -Helf
"To the old Asian dude in the gym with a mustache, weight lifting gloves, sun glasses, and croakies, doing incline presses with your legs spread eagle against the mirror: I love what you got going on; but other people might think you give off the creep vibe a little too strong...." -Helf
