"Something is not right with you dude"

"Something is not right with you dude" (said to SF, after the first quote post)

Hampton: "Don't be fooled- all these 'beard guys' are really Hipster Emos underneath. I might have to start confiscatin' beards."
SF: "Oh you mean like when the Skinheads used to razor blade punk kids' laces to steal their steel-toed Docs? You gonna start carrying cordless clippers around?"
Hampton: "Exactly- Lots of Emo kids walking around with beards these days"

"Best thing about this bike? The tank badges also work as fork stops"

"He won't like those bolts. They don't have any patina on them"

SF: "Shredded wheat shreds."
Hampton: "Says right on the box"

"We're reminded we're WT by the school my son goes to. It's all bitches in track suits and fake jugs"

"He was like 'I can't do this beat for 5 minutes!!' He was getting all mad, gettin' that Fader anger out"

"I need to make a sissy bar dude"

SF: "I hate ACDC"
Hampton: "You're fuckin' fucked up dude!"

"Somethin's not right with yo ass Spalds"

"You're gonna ruin Chubby Chaser. She's gonna start bringing in granola and yarn"

"Like when I cut my daughter's umbilical cord- it squirted shit all over the Doctor's face"

"The 400 dollar torque wrench can't compete with my pythons"

"I'm about to get balls deep on Brad's Bonnevilles"

"This is straight 1986 skate boarding right here. Except the label is too new and it would be a glass jar with a metal top. Nachos would be next"

"The dumbest thing that guy said was 'You know anyone looking for an Iron Head?' Usually you only get one when somebody dies and gives it to you"

"Sorry about the side-titty call. That goes against fat-guy ettiquette."

"Some dudes just don't make good fat guys"

Hampton: "Does your mom know you hump chicks in the butt?"
SF: "I don't know. I guess I could ask her"

"I never fuckin' go to Norm's dude!"