"Lowlifes fuck the best" -MarcIE
"You should ALWAYS be an angel SF" -Mrs Helf
"Good to the last pump" -QVC, about face cream
MB: "You're Sean Fader, man about town hahaha"
SF: "Man about town hahahahaha yeah I'm 36 and just got froyo while looking for Tron on dvd"
SF: "Fuckin space ships dude!! Oh fuck!!! Fuckin monoliths!!!!!!! From 2010
SF: "Shit. Dude if I could paint I would do a 2010 monolith painting right now"
Pratt: "Monolith?"
SF: "Dude!!!!!! Weed cloud doesn't know it?"
Pratt: "I think you get the weed cloud for the day"
"They should make it so you can butt-pound the zombies" -SF
"I'm just picturing him sitting home alone in his feet pajamas" -Mrs Helf
"I don't want to know what's on the inside of your ass" -Mrs Helf to SF
"What did you do to make him want to nose rape you?" -SF
"You wanna go on a poo poo walk?" -Tard Bob
"This is what happens when I'm at home and don't want to watch TV. Half elephant, half great white, all butt" -Helf
"Pratt's Tipper Gore that likes to touch dude's dicks" -SF
"Your porch is racist right now" -Pratt to MANsion
"Well you could have come with MarcIE and I to fix his van, play with a black widow, and hit the gun show on the way home" -SF to Mrs Helf
"You're usually making out with chicks that are married or have a boyfriend. Of course they feel weird." -SF to MarcIE
"Gotta stay fresh in your sky whip" -Helf
"I love that your page is just naked chicks and chocolate" -MarcIE
"I'm gonna grow another dick and do both your holes" -SF
Mrs Helf: "I don't even know what PHD stands for."
Steve: "Pretty Huge Dick"
"On the girls shirt we can put "I got tooled at RTL-MOTO" -Lisk
"Dude you know that she would just put on a strap on and make you call her Bubba" -Helf
"Well if you walk in with your eye makeup streaked down your face and then you take an hour long rape shower, don't worry you won't have to talk about it we'll already know what happened.." -Helf
Above SF's toolbox:
"These belong to SF. These are how he makes money and keeps your bikes tuned up. If you fuck his tools, he'll fuck your girlfriend with them"
"Just sayin, jizz everywhere, ass beads in the fridge, etc" -SF to MDB
"I'm shocked that it's not sexual or gross. That part is really throwing me off. You and Marc as Mr and Mrs Claus!!! You will obvs be Mrs Claus" -MDB to SF, RE: our Xmas card
"Figure out what to charge to rent me out to all your friends" -SF to MDB
"Buying shit when you're broke, my specialty" -Helf
Pratt: "They were just pulling stuff out of this chick"
SF: "You gotta imagine a woman that fat, must have the hugest ass cavity, from all that poo flowing out of it"
Pratt: "I look gay with a flash"
SF: "Yeah cuz you don't look gay with a baby ice cream cone"
SF: "Fuckin burritos, mac n cheese, anus, etc"
Pratt: "Anus sounds nice."
SF: "Pound it"
Pratt: "I didn't die" anal rape
(What are you doing tonight?)
"Going to my mom's to pick up a vibrator" -MarcIE
"No, but I found a box full of old bras, a throwing hatchet and a luchador mask" -MarcIE
MarcIE: "Isn't there a motor in the attic or some shit?"
SF: "No it was in the closet"
"You wanna get a suck off this?" -Helf to Mrs Helf. Pretty much any time
"What other car could I be in that dudes are talking seriously about neon money?" -SF
"Am I gonna get fingered if I sit next to this guy?" -SF
"You and your single moms" -MDB to SF
"If you meet him and he's nice to you, he doesn't like you" -Lisk about SF
"No I'm not sending a picture of my dick to my Gramma" -SF to MDB
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