Thursday, November 25, 2010

"Shut the fuck up Donny!!"

"Are you serving vaseline shooters? Bottoms up"  -Helf

"Hey since you like drives into nowhere and spacing out and stuff, ...." SF to Pratt

"What food doesn't look like vomit?"  -SF to Mrs Helf

SF: "I wasn't in your crew of sleazes."
Joey G: "But you were the Godfather"

"Fader sets the bar low, so ours seems high"  -Tyrealm

"You're like an interesting puzzle. All sorts of weird tattoos, cool bikes, and cuddly cat photos" -AS to SF

"Come on dude, I'm not always battle axes and chain saws"  -SF to Reid

"Only when he's around his brother do the most disgusting things come out" -Aujah to SF, about Barry

"This chocolate makes you want to jerk off" -SF to Pratt

"Cool nerd means smart, but not into school junk. Likes Sci-Fi but also motors and punching shit. Would watch all 3 "Rings" movies then go out and do brodies"  -SF

"Now THAT'S a chick that will toss your salad"  -SF to Pratt

"10 more minutes big boy and you're almost 40"  MarcIE to SF

"Spit is the devil's lube"

"Life is like a box of buttholes"  -Helf or SF

"Didn't your mother teach you not to drive a chariot in the house?" -SP to SF

"So there's a mad jacker and a dude bones an 11 year old boy. And everyone is depressed life. Eh, that's like every day for me" -SF

"Oh ok. I just assumed you were becoming sketchier than you already are" -SB to SF

"The way I do it girls don't get pregnant"  -SF

"Well, I would never hammer anyone on purpose...." -SF

"You pooping while I'm ordering food sucks" -Pratt to SF

"I like my coffee white" -SF

"Dude I fuckin swear your dad is pumping odor-less weed through the heating system in your house 24 hours a day" -SF to Pratt

"Where I grew up. Makes sense. Also makes sense that Fader grew up on Cornwall....." -MarcIE

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